Who doesn't love a good joke? (I mean other than my humorless neighbor Vern who thinks the plants in my front yard are too "flashy" for our neighborhood. God, I hate Vern.) The good news is there aren't many Verns in the world, and people from Quora , Reddit, and our own BuzzFeed Community have been sharing the jokes they say are the funniest they've ever heard.
Since we all deserve a laugh (especially me who has to deal with Vern), I've rounded up some of the best! Check 'em out: 1. "A guy dies and, having been far from perfect in life, finds himself in hell. The devil greets him and explains that he'll have to pick from one of three rooms to spend eternity in.
So, the guy looks into the first room and sees anguished people shrieking in horror as they burn in a massive fire." "He quickly shuts the door to the first room and opens the door to the second room..
.where panicked people are being violently torn to shreds by a giant, raging gorilla. The guy quickly shuts that door, too.
" "He then moves on to the third room where people sit in vats of shit up to their necks...
but also drink coffee. Hmmmm , the guy thinks. Sitting in shit all day doesn't sound great, but it sure beats the eternal hellfire and raging gorilla! Plus, there's coffee! So, he tells the devil he'll take room number three.
A supervisor comes over, helps him into his own vat, and hands him a cup of coffee." "Not bad! he thinks as he drinks the coffee. For hell, this is not bad at all! Just then the supervisor.