1. The rat convo: My 9yo on holding a very new baby: "she is so cute..
. the size of four rats 🥰" 2. The passing away convo: Y’all my daughter just walked up to me kissed me and said “I love you so much, I will never forget you when you pass away”.
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3. The wishing convo: I just told my daughter, “It’s 11:11 make a wish!” To which she replied, “My wish is that you go to the eye doctor because it’s 11:17.” 4.
The potty convo: 5. The numbers convo: I try to ask my child questions instead of directly telling him things. I guess he's picked up on it because yesterday a little voice from the back asked me "mama, what is the speed limit here?" and when I failed to take action he followed up patiently, "is 68 bigger than 65?" 6.
The waffle convo: I burned my son waffle just a lil bit and every 2 mins he holds it up to me saying “look” .. i see it goddammit 7.
The Nutella convo: 8. The belly convo: My 3 year old told me that when she was in my belly, she had toys to play with..
..and the toys are still in there.
So that's terrible news. 9. The elevator convo: 10.
The grief convo: I know kids process grief and death differently and oh boy do I hope everyone who heard my 3yo yelling “we will never see grandpa again! He is not going to come back!” From the swingset at the park last night also knows this 🙃 11. The breakfast convo: My daughter is cooking breakfast. She knows her brother likes to crack eggs for her.
She yell to him “i need my l.