1. A pack of food-themed bandages to make injuries feel a little more bearable. After all, who could stay upset while wearing a pickle or pizza slice on their arm? Not me.

Promising review: "These are hilarious and will make the perfect stocking stuffer! I didn't realize they were textured with little pickle bumps until I got them. Excellent!" — Christina Get it from Amazon for $9.99+ (available in packs of 24, 50, and 300 and 19 designs).

2. A mushy-looking dog that will kindly hold their keys and other metallic items for them. Who's a good key holder? You aaarreeee.

And who's a good gift giver? Oh, it's the person reading this! Promising review: "This pup is as cute as can be! It’s well-made and brings a smile to everyone who sees it! The magnet to hold the keys is VERY strong. Can hold heavy keys." — CAD Get it from Amazon for $19.

89 . 3. A paw-shaped chair cushion , because who doesn't want to be lovingly cradled in a kitten's paw? Promising review: "I freaking LOVE this paw cushion! This paw cushion absolutely saves my butt.

It's not super thick or as filled as you might hope. But I read reviews and was prepared for that. A little extra padding would be great, but even without it, this cushion is soft and comfy! It's still worth every dime.

It's perfect if you have one of those hanging indoor/outdoor rope chairs, too! This cushion is soft, cute, and comfortable. Buy yourself this thing. You deserve it.

" — mandarabbit Get it from Amazon for $29.99 (available in tw.