Vance’s Lie (“Jingle Bells”) Dashing through the news, JD’s on a spree, Spreading wacky tales, On every show you see. Haitians in the town, And what does JD say? “They’re stealing all your family pets And eating them today!” Oh-Oh ..
. Vance’s lie, Vance’s lie, No one checks the facts! But the lies keep flying fast, And JD’s on attack — hey! Vance’s lie, Vance’s lie, Gets more wild each day, Telling folks their pets are gone, And Haitians are to blame! The rumor’s running wild, And JD’s playing dumb, He knows it’s all a sham, But hey, it helps him some! No proof, no pets in stew, But facts don’t matter here, When JD gets on TV screens And stirs up all the fear! Oh-Oh, Vance’s lie, Vance’s lie, No one checks the facts! But the lies keep flying fast, And JD’s on attack — hey! Vance’s lie, Vance’s lie, Gets more wild each day, Telling folks their pets are gone, And Haitians are to blame! God Rest Ye Weary, Taxpayers (“God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen”) God rest ye weary, taxpayers Who dutifully send Your precious cash to Uncle Sam But oft to no good end. The time has come to right the ship On DOGE we must depend.
Please DOGE, end the DC waste and bloat Waste and bloat. Please DOGE, end the DC waste and bloat. The bureaucratic DC state Its power does exceed.
From needless regulations vast The economy must be freed. So, companies both large and small Can with their growth proceed. Please DOGE, end the DC waste and bloat Waste and bloat.
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