1. Trader Joe's employees hate when you think your bag can defy the laws of nature: 2. Trader Joe's employees hate when you demand the impossible: 3.
Trader Joe's employees hate when you somehow can't see just how out of everything the store truly is: 4. Or when you think they can pinpoint the exact moment they ran out of chicken tikka masala: 5. Trader Joe's employees hate when you think they aren't a pro at this whole bagging thing: 6.
Trader Joe's employees hate when you remember your bags at the VERY last second: 7. Trader Joe's employees hate when you pretend that the back of a salad dressing bottle is absolutely captivating you instead of helping to bag: 8. Trader Joe's employees hate when you don't remove that card: 9.
Trader Joe's employees hate when you try to forcibly enter the bathroom: 10. Trader Joe's employees hate when you put your trash all over the store..
. 11. Trader Joe's employees hate when you sneak up on them like some sort of grocery store ghoul: 12.
Like, come on: 13. Trader Joe's employees hate when you ignore the obvious signs that yes, the register is open: 14. Trader Joe's employees hate when you stand a little too close: 15.
Trader Joe's employees hate when you can't even begin to describe the extremely specific thing you're looking for: 16. Trader Joe's employees hate when you give yourself a little in-store taste test: 17. Trader Joe's employees hate when you completely ignore their patented small talk: 18.
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