is full of highs, lows and a whole bunch of ordinary moments in between. Somehow the married people on X, formerly known as Twitter, continue to find humor in the minutiae of wedded life. Every week, we round up the funniest marriage tweets on the platform.
Read on for 20 relatable ones that will have you laughing in agreement. My husband just ordered a cocktail at this bar by saying "just bring me the pinkest one." — Eli McCann (@EliMcCann) My husband just ordered a cocktail at this bar by saying "just bring me the pinkest one.
" Watching the Olympics and my husband pointed out an athlete who looked a lot older than the others. Then they showed his age, and it was 38, the same as my husband, and we’ve all learned something here — meghan (@deloisivete) Watching the Olympics and my husband pointed out an athlete who looked a lot older than the others. Then they showed his age, and it was 38, the same as my husband, and we’ve all learned something here I wish my wife looked at me the way she looks at new school supplies.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) I wish my wife looked at me the way she looks at new school supplies. Being married is taking it in turns to say I knew you were going to say that. — Late to the party Laura (@ericamorecambe) Being married is taking it in turns to say I knew you were going to say that.
We are rebuilding our deck, and my husband won’t stop talking about his lumber package. Send help. — Sweet Momissa (@sweetmomissa) We are rebuildin.