Marriage is full of highs, lows and a whole bunch of ordinary moments in between. Somehow the married people on X, formerly known as Twitter, continue to find humor in the minutiae of wedded life. Every week, we round up the funniest marriage tweets on the platform.
Read on for 20 relatable ones that will have you laughing in agreement. My wife's signature move is insisting we split a dinner entree and then complaining she's hungry for the rest of the night My sweet husband who means well but often says the most awkward things to people told a straight couple we know tonight "I'm not personally interested, but you guys would be a real swingers' catch." Wife: I feel like we should pay closer attention to our finances Me: not now babe, I’m talking to Jurassic Park about buying a dinosaur from Isla Sorna Be right back, my wife is in the kitchen and I need to go stand in front of the cabinet she’s about to open.
My husband texted me to send him links of the things I want for Prime Day. Who said romance is dead after 25 years of marriage? I just confidently bet my husband $20 that Janice in Friends was played by Fran Drescher and long story short I’m now explaining the Mandala Effect but from an idiot’s standpoint to save $20 can someone pls edit the imdb page while I’m running this con? tia The audacity of my husband to fall asleep when I’ve got memes to show him from my side of the bed hello sharks I have this great idea where a husband gets sick but without the dram.