1. Um, this is kind of a bold thing for a cookie to say, don't you think? 2. Wow, really insightful there: 3.
This cookie is getting a little possessive, don't you think? 4. I gotta hand it to them, this fortune is 100% true: 5. This cookie was like, "If everyone's going to keep telling this old joke, I guess we will, too!" 6.
And this here is a fortune of few words: 7. I don't know, I think this fortune might make me worry: 8. I'm 76% sure this fortune cookie is drunk: 9.
This cookie's got jokes! 10. And so does this one! 11. And so does THIS one! 12.
This fortune was oddly specific: 13. This dummy accidentally ate half of this fortune (oh, the irony): 14. This cookie is passing the buck: 15.
Look, man, I was just trying to eat some chow mein, alright? 16. If I got this one I'd be like, "Is this because of that third order of egg rolls?" 17. And if I got this one I'd be like, "So that's why the staff was sending me all those dirty looks.
" 18. Um, if you say so: 19. This feels a little ominous: 20.
And so does this — what does it know that I don't? 21. Now this one is actually great advice, LOL: 22. I was not expecting an anthropomorphic fortune, but here we are: 23.
And now here's an anthropomorphic cookie: 24. This restaurant is really pushing its luck, if you ask me: 25. And this restaurant is basically bragging about its food giving you the runs.
Am I interpreting that right? 26. This cookie is expecting more out of me than I can offer, I fear: 27. This fortune cookie m.
