1. An outhouse wall calendar that'd make an EXCELLENT gag gift. But is also kinda gorgeous? Talk about pooping in some picturesque places.
My dad bought my brother an outhouse calendar for ~four Christmases in a row, and he LOVED it. Promising review: "I buy one every year for laughs." — John Westlake Get it from Amazon for $16.
99 . 2. A ~dexterity~ game where you try to shoot the "poop" into the toilet.
This might just be the perfect holiday-break game for when kids get extra restless! Brybelly is a small biz specializing in games. Ages 4+. Promising review: "My 7-year-old and I love this game!" — PJ Get it from Amazon for $24.
99+ (also available with a poop hat). 3. A(n actually pretty fancy) marble board wire cheese cutter so they can ~cute the cheese~ in a socially acceptable (if not outright WELCOMED) way.
See what I did there?! Check out a TikTok of the cheese slicer in action. Promising review: "My mother-in-law had purchased one last year, and I tried hers at Christmas and fell in love with how easy it was to use. We have a lot of get-togethers with friends, and cheese is a staple appetizer in our house.
So, I purchased my own and have been using it weekly since. It cuts easily and it's mostly easy to clean. Sometimes cheese gets stuck in the crack, but some scrubbing with a small brush usually does the trick.
" — Jessica Get it from Amazon for $18.05 (available in two colors). 4.
A bathroom "guest book" so they can keep tabs on who's been in there. Promising rev.
