Have constructed such a parasocial imagined relationship with my gym crush that I just approached him in public and asked him how his week was despite us having never spoken — rural juror (@ruraljurormovie) “unspoken”??? unspoken??? — victoria (@victoriaedel) — celine (@yohjiyamajoto) absolutely insane what a good hotdog can do to your mood — josé (@joserloser) why being a werewolf just sound awful. No immortality, no magic powers, just a hairy beast that breeds. — E (@ShadesOfElias) to the random girl who tickled my armpit last night at the LCD Soundsystem concert when I put my hands in the air to cheer.
.. what the hell is the matter with you 😭😭😭 — mothman (@grantisdumb) when I asked this man what he likes to do and he said wingstop — bea🧚🏻♀️ (@jewcyydiva) the first time i watched g*y p**n, I was twelve years ole.
I watched it on my Amazon Kindle repeatedly for weeks. but Eventually, the panic began to set in. I Did not know how to delete my search history.
so I took my dad’s weights and smashed my Kindle to smithereens — Alvaro Chavez (@alvaro_coded) ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to read restaurant menus online — Meg (@megannn_lynne) “let’s go smoke” — polo (@DripArab) my friend is watching the summer i turned pretty for the first time — liz (@lizthedamnszn) today my friend taught me the important distinction between a nerd (academically smart), geek (has niche interests), loser (negative energy), do.
