If you just had the worst week ever, just remember...
1. The person who got the Michael Scott special in the hospital: 2. The person whose child might just have a future in the art world: 3.
The person who will never walk comfortably in their home again: 4. The person whose fridge is housing some sort of Prometheus situation: 5. The person who will live the rest of their days like Nosferatu: 6.
The person who experienced something truly special at the theater: 7. The person who gave their laptop a shrimp aerial assault: 8. The person whose center console is good and caffeinated: 9.
The person who better have enjoyed that sip: 10. The person who added maybe a dash too much pepper: 11. The person who got a little added flavor with their coffee: 12.
The person whose laptop got a sweet paint job: 13. The person whose phone went on the ride of a lifetime: 14. The person who was kind enough to share their popping corn with a friend: 15.
The person whose credit card is in credit card heaven now: 16. The person who will be gooped up for days: 17. The person who forgot probably the worst thing to forget in their pants: 18.
The person whose eggs fell into oven-counter purgatory: 19. The person whose couch print will provide future archaeologists with a special glimpse into the way people used to eat it in 2024: 20. The person whose big bag of trash made an absolutely grand entrance: 21.
And the person who shall be forever clenching their rear-end in their new jeans: God speed..
