We recently rounded up the funniest comparisons of vice-presidential running mates Tim Walz and J.D. Vance from this Reddit post.
Well, there were so many good ones in the comments that we just had to share those, too! Here are some of the best comparisons from the BuzzFeed Community : 1. " Tim Walz is the guy who chats with the waitress about how her college classes are going and then leaves a big tip. J.
D. Vance sends his steak back twice and leaves one of those tracts that look like money as a tip." — smellylatte37 2.
"Tim Walz is the guy who gives out the best Halloween candy. J.D.
Vance is the creepy dude your parents tell you to never accept anything from." — besteagle481 3. "Tim Walz is the guy who asks if anyone wants anything before he leaves for the store.
J.D. Vance is the guy who leaves his shopping cart in the middle of his parking spot after he leaves.
" — helloiamplant 4. "Tim Walz will mail you care packages filled with your favorite snacks. J.
D. Vance will mail you cease and desist letters." — tjjennin 5.
"Tim Walz is the teacher you go to when you need a confidant. J.D.
is the guy who overhears it and tells the whole school." — quizzysquid584 6. "Tim Walz is the guy you share a beer with.
J.D. Vance is the guy that drinks your beer if you get up and go to the bathroom.
" — aka_ 7. "Tim Walz is the guy who will help you put your bag in the overhead bin without you having to ask. J.
D. Vance is the guy who tells you not to bring a carry-on if you can’t put it up there yourself (and stands there and watches you struggle)." — homeytrash218 8.
"Tim Walz will coach second-grade soccer. J.D.
Vance is the father on the side, yelling at the fifth-grade referee." — moderngoblin598 9. "Tim Walz helps you move your couch into the house when you and your buddy are struggling to get it in.
J.D. Vance helps 'himself' into your couch.
" — Sam Carruthers 10. "Tim Walz is the guy in the checkout line who'll let you go in front of him because you only have one or two items. J.
D. Vance is the guy who goes through the express line with a full cart of groceries." — marvelousmeat47 11.
"Tim Walz cooks you a casserole twice a week while you’re taking your child to their cancer treatments. J.D.
Vance offhandedly offers thoughts and prayers." — CourtesyFlush 12. "Tim Walz is the guy who gets up, flushes, and wipes off the toilet seat in a public bathroom.
J.D. Vance is the guy who gets up and walks out, leaving his mess in the toilet and all over the seat and the floor, then goes to management to complain about it.
" — famoussalt858 13. "Tim Walz is the guy who goes out of his way to keep holding the door open until you get there. J.
D. Vance is the guy who lets it slam right in your face even though you’re right behind him." — ThatGurl 14.
"Tim Walz is the guy who would offer you his last Diet Mountain Dew. J.D.
Vance is the guy who would take it and drink only a few sips." — younghedgehog563 15. "Tim Walz is the guy that helps you dig your car outta the snow.
J.D. Vance is the guy that puts the trash cans in the shoveled-out parking spot so only he can use it.
" — Roxanne Bellerjeau-Neugebauer 16. "Tim Walz will sponsor an entire Christmas for a family in need. J.
D. Vance will tell the kids Santa isn’t real." — radnugget836 17.
"Tim Walz is the guy who drives his neighbor to the doctor. J.D.
Vance is the guy who takes away his healthcare." — boringtrash40 18. "Tim Walz will water your lawn while you’re on vacay.
J.D. Vance will hook up his sprinkler to your house and water his own lawn while you’re away.
" — marvelouscentipede48 19. "Tim Walz is a nice guy. J.
D. Vance has to tell you he’s a 'nice guy.'" — Cawcaw 20.
"Tim Walz is the guy who’ll help bring your groceries to your car. J.D.
Vance is the one who left you a note on your car for parking a half inch outside the line." — applesauceandchops 21. And finally, "Tim Walz is the guy women would choose over the bear.
J.D. Vance is the guy women are referring to when they talk about choosing the bear.
" — Quentin Graham Can you think of any other comparisons? Sound off in the comments below! Note: Some responses were edited for clarity..
