This just in: the Olympics are hornier than any of us could have anticipated. Between Thomas Ceccon lifting his arms and exposing his lower abs to us (still attempting to recover), a French pole vaulter's dick being LITERALLY too big, and the Olympic Village having to once again employ the use of anti-sex beds, it's been a lot (positive). And to make matters hornier, there are no fewer than 21 couples at the Olympics spending their time being cute n' in love n' whatnot.
Some of whom got engaged during the Games . And while yeah, they are all geniuses/top performers in their respective sports, they are also taking home the win in romance, IF YOU WILL. Point is: If you're watching the Olympics less for the "athletics" and more for the memes, Seine drama , and videos of that little red hat mascot floating around on a jet ski, this will pertain to your interests.
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